- Almost successfully combined the words "Yiddish" and "Nazi" in the same hashtag. 2017
- Honorable Mention, Most F-bombs Dropped in 180 Seconds. 2016
- Two-Time World Record Holder for Most Unsolicited Dick Pics Received. 2015 & 2016.
- Best Breasts (Over 40 Bracket), Impromptu Wet T-Shirt Contest, Candlewood Suites (not the one on the beach), Naples Florida. 2015
- Winner, Dance Contest (Clothing Optional), Booze Cruise, Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. 2015
- Finalist, International Snog Gobbler Competition. 2014
- Best Yard Sign, Hoebroken Neighborhood Association. 2013
- Former Spokesmodel (and client!) for TwatCreme, USA. 2009 - 2012*
*Stipulated early contract termination by "mutual" agreement covered by confidentiality clause.